February 28, 1980
Henderson Production Company, Miller-Milkis Productions, Paramount Television
ABC (television), Paramount Home Video (DVD)
Laurie the bride-to-be
Boy in church
Woman in church
Drake the suicidal confessor
Father Denny learns that Mork needs work when he comes to the deli to arrange for a wedding reception. He urges Remo to employ Mork to help with the party. Mork's desire to find a job turns into a hysterical mix-up when he thinks that wearing a black jacket and a white collar makes him a priest. Mork makes his naive decision after he hears Father Denny counseling Laurie, the bride-to-be, when she gets cold feet over her impending marriage. Later, when Mindy is asleep, Mork dons clerical attire and slips off to the church. There he confuses parishioners, including a boy who wants to go to confession, and Drake, a man contemplating suicide.
Mork! What happened?
Mindy, you don't want to talk to me, I'm spider spit! I'm not fit to oil your Olay!
You didn't get the job.
No, it's worse! I got it, but then I lost it because of my suspenders!
What are you talking about?
There were 32 little homicidal midgets masquerading as children! They bit me in places I can't even reach!
Excuse me, uh, is Mr. DaVinci here?
Oh, yes he is, Father, he's in the back.
Why do you call him Father?
Well, 'cause everyone calls him Father.
Oh, he must be a real busy guy!