Dale McRaven & Bruce Johnson
December 16, 1979
Henderson Production Company, Miller-Milkis Productions, Paramount Television
ABC (television), Paramount Home Video (DVD)
Mork and Exidor plan a pastoral lakeside ceremony for Exidor's marriage to meter maid Ambrosia Malspar in the lush forests of Mork's attic. Robed, befeathered Princess Lusitania, who has lived with the Indians since losing Exidor as a baby, objects to sharing his love with another woman. She hauls a logging chain from her satchel, attaches herself to a spot and vows to go into a permanent trance if the wedding proceeds. Meanwhile, Remo and Nelson Flavor, who is to perform the ceremony, join Mork and Exidor for the unbelievable stag party.
Well, that's very generous of you, but I still don't want a woman chained up in my house!
Oh, I know how to get her out! We'll do what the government always does. We'll smoke a peacepipe, sign a treaty, then break it.
But tonight is my bachelor party here! What are we going to do with Mom?
We could always hang her out the window and let her dangle.