Alan Eisenstock & Larry Mintz
November 18, 1979
Henderson Production Company, Miller-Milkis Productions, Paramount Television
ABC (television), Paramount Home Video (DVD)
A seductive agent from another planet romances Mork in an effort to learn about Earth customs. The beautiful but deadly agent is sent to Earth by the Necrotons, planet Ork's arch-enemies, and she uses all of her natural talents to romance Mork into spilling all he knows about Earth customs so the Necrotons can launch an invasion. Mork is warned of the arrival of an enemy spaceship on Earth by his Orkan leader, Orson, who doesn't know what Necrotons look like, but assures Mork that they can only survive for twenty-four hours in Earth's atmosphere. Since Orkans are pacifists, he advises Mork to hide. Captain Nirvana and her assistants, Sutra and Kama, crash into Mindy's apartment. Nirvana imprisons Mindy in an invisible force shield and has Mork removed to her spaceship's chamber of pleasures. Mork panicks when he realizes that the captain is aware that Orkans can't stand intense physical pleasure and she is about to use this knowledge to force him to talk.
Sorry I'm late, I was out polling the neighborhood.
Why are you so out of breath?
Well, it was a gallop poll.
Well, did you get a good cross section?
Well, I didn't want to discourage you, so I just polled your friends.
Must have been pretty one-sided.
Yeah, it doesn't look good.
Mork!... Mork, are you home? Mork... [she sits down]
Ahhhhhhhh! [Mork emerges from under the couch cushions] Mind! It's all right for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can!
Mork, do something!
I am, Mind! I'm shaking as fast as I can!