Howard Storm
David Misch & April Kelly
November 11, 1979
Henderson Production Company, Miller-Milkis Productions, Paramount Television
ABC (television), Paramount Home Video (DVD)
Mork
Mindy
Orson
Remo DaVinci
Jeanie DaVinci
Nelson Flavor
Madge
Cherry
Cop
Club Owner (voice)
Ron
Mindy's cousin Nelson is so unnerved by calls from a woman that he spends the night at Mindy's apartment. In the morning, the apartment is stink-bombed and police decide that it is an isolated case of vandalism. When Mork and Mindy learn that Nelson sounded off about shutting down Boulder's seedy dance halls if elected, they go to check out the only one in town, the Bare Facts Club. Mork poses as a talent agent to enter Mindy - posing as the Boulder Bombshell - in a wild audition for dancers at the Bare Facts Club in a hilarious attempt to find out who is pulling political dirty tricks on Nelson Flavor.
Think about it, Nelson. It'd have to be somebody ambitious and conniving, somebody who would stop at nothing to get what he wants.
Hey, don't be ridiculous, Mind! Why would Nelson call himself?
Why would Nelson bring his lava lamp?
I don't know. Gives him a sense of security, makes him feel like he's almost hip.
Oh, Mind, we gotta to get out of here, they're gonna make human confetti out of us!
First thing we have to do is find this woman.
She's gotta be one of the strippers at the Bare Facts Club!
You can't go, they'd recognize you because of your eyes. Well, it's up to you and I, Mind!
I'm not going into any strip joint!
Oh, come on Mind, sometimes it's your moral duty to be sleazy, so get your pasties! Let's go!
Los Angeles, CA
Boulder, CO