November 4, 1979
Henderson Production Company, Miller-Milkis Productions, Paramount Television
ABC (television), Paramount Home Video (DVD)
Mork, who is unaccustomed to Earth hospitals and surgery, visits with Mindy in the children's wing, where she has been placed in a room with little Susie because of overcrowding. When he later returns, he finds a sedated stranger in Mindy's bed and another girl, Patti, in the second bed. The new nurse is far from reassuring in her remarks, nor is hospital administrator Burnett, to whom Mork frantically appeals for help in finding the missing Mindy. After visiting hours, Mork goes back in disguise. He finds Mindy in another room with Virginia, heavily sedated, listed under another name and scheduled for brain surgery instead of the tonsillectomy she checked in for.
Buntu, Kimbe, stay with the caravan! All right, all you germs bite the dust! C'mon now! Die, you little buggers, die! There you go! C'mon, hyah! You there, with the hamburger! Freeze, right there! Drop it, drop it! Spread those buns, spread the buns! All right, I have a right to read your rights... you have the right to remain bacillus... Hey, hey hey, hey! You saw him, that germ pulled a gun! You saw it, didn't you?
Come on, what are you doing? Will you cut it out?
Well, Mindy's going in the hospital and I have to kill all the germs. Hey, you behind the gherkin! Freeze it! Ha ha! There's another streptococcus that bit the small one!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, there aren't any germs in here!
Of course there are no germs in here, after my Spritzkrieg! Ha ha! In the name of Louis Pasteur, I... wait a minute. I just committed germicide! There must be millions of little germs at home going, 'Where's daddy?'
Now, I'm all full of bubbles! If you push my stomach you could probably feel them.
Oh, no way! I saw 'Alien!'
Well, I gotta go, Mork, I gotta have some more blood tests.
Well, good luck Mind, I hope you pass! Don't let anyone cheat and look over your shoulder and see your corpuscles!
Well, Miss McConnell, we'll have you out of here in a fribbit!
Yes, a medical term meaning a surrey with a fringe on top.
That girl's name isn't McConnell, it's McDonald.
No, no, no, my dear lady, I'm a doctor. I don't make mistakes, unless it's a matter of life or death or a bill.
The nurse that was just here said that's Mrs. McDonald. She's in here for brain surgery.
No no, she's here to have her tonsils out.
I guess it depends on how deep they drill!