David Misch & April Kelly
September 30, 1979
Henderson Production Company, Miller-Milkis Productions, Paramount Television
ABC (television), Paramount Home Video (DVD)
Mork arrives at the New York Delicatessen loaded with play money he won from Mindy in a game. A customer named Kathy overhears Mr. Bickley, Remo and Jeanie humoring Mork about his fortune and believes what she hears. Tearfully, she tells Mork that she came to Boulder to become a star but is broke and alone. Mork accepts an invitation to visit Kathy's apartment. The attractive young gold digger plots to trap the gullible alien into marriage by claiming she is going to have his child. Later Mindy is shocked when Kathy shows up at her apartment to ask Mork to marry her.
Wow, how'd you get to be so rich?
Well, it's a long story... but I'll make it real short. I played Mindy in Monopoly last night, and I beat the Chance off her! I cleaned out her Community Chest!
I came to Boulder to become a star. I wanted to sing, and... and to dance, and to make movies!
[incredulously] You came to Boulder to become a star?
Now I'm here, I'm all alone... got no money, got no friends...
Hey, if you want a sugar daddy, I'm hypoglycemic!
Would you like to dance?
Ooh, I'd love to! [he goes into a Native American dance]
Adorable. Why don't you put your arms around me?
Oh, sure thing, kimo sabette... see, never even touched ya! Y'know, I can also stand on my lips!